Today, a GDI asked me why I wear Sperrys when I'm not on a boat. I asked him why he goes to college when it's inevitable he will be a failure. TFM

- Stevie Bronowski

GDI asked me if I play Halo. I told him the only game I play is day-trading on the fratberry. TFM

- Willy Mays Haze

Your dads "sports car" is slower than both my jet skis and lacrosse shot. TFM.

- turkey greenwich

When organizations ask me for change in the quad, I sigh and explain that I have a trust fund, not a piggy bank. TFM

- southwillrise

My hunting dog's school was more expensive than yours. TFM

- Fratty P. Nunn

Pulled the fire alarm at the Fratcastle friday night to see who had the hottest slampiece. TFM

- FratDaddy

We forced a cab driver who could barely speak english to play "Cash Cab" with us. He had to call his boss at dispatch to get questions for us. TFM

- Brozone Layer

Witnessed an eight year old kid yell at a pledge as he walked by on game day. TFM

- Jim bro law