Having fun when you are old

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into
a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there
was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how
about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing
the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came
downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a
bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each
day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.


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